Yeah, yeah I know...you're feeling neglected

I'm not gonna deny that it has been too long since my last post.

Since then I:
-became a legally licensed driver (my license had been revoked for about a decade)
-sessioned in Chicago, Las Vegas and LA.
-shot an M-16 machine gun.
-obtained a blackberry.
-learned how to play craps.
-bought a Louis Vuitton Taiga Kendall GM (graciously paid for by the MGM Grand blackjack tables).
-got addicted to Dexter.
-discovered that the lollicockmakes an excellent gag.