The Da Vinci Code Sessions

So, I have finally begun The Da Vinci Code, after nearly the entire world has already read it. I am about 80 pages in and am already fantasizing "the Da Vinci Code sessions." What kind of pervert am I that upon the first description of the cilice I wanted one for the dungeon? These Opus Dei followers seem to just be zealots with a masochistic bent. I wonder how many Numerary members spent time with a Mistress (or wished they could) in their "former lives." Oh, I know blah, blah religious devotees, too pure for such things...yeah right. Well kids, time for Me to get back to My book.